Lazy As Fuck Laws

Lazy As Fuck Laws

  1. Live beyond busy… The authentic life starts where busy ends.
  2. Hustle and chill… Pursue audacious goals.  Chase white rabbits.  Grind when needed.  Then, let go.  Put it aside.  Recharge and do it all over again.
  3. Own your story… Dictate your path and narrative.  Find your truths.  Lay claim to your life.  Never let others interject their inadequacies on you.
  4. Exhaust yourself… Lazy is earned relentlessly hunting unique experiences, undiscovered knowledge, and wild ambitions.
  5. Be consistent… Find your daily lazy practice.  Be reflective.  Embrace disconnection from work.
  6. Celebrate the moment… For whatever it is.  If the moment is a lazy moment, enjoy it. Take pride in accomplishments and pauses.  
  7. Make it count… Your work.  Your time-off.  Your lazy.  It all matters.  Find each action’s purpose.  Commit to it.
  8. Put down the device… Your most important asset is you, not your phone.  Make use of your brain to do more -- create, dream, learn, and reflect.
  9. Choose time… The most valuable resource we have.  Time, if treated correctly, is more abundant now than ever.  Take advantage.
  10. Fuck fear… of what others think; of failure; of success.  Embrace your inner-maniac and conform to nothing.
  11. Fuck guilt… Listen to you.  If you need a break -- take it -- no shame or regrets in trusting yourself.
  12. Fuck busy… Seriously.  Busy and productivity are different things.  The work ethic of the bygone era is exactly that, bygone.  We can’t approach “work” the same.  We are foolish to approach “work” the same.
  13. Live well, lazy better… Design the life you want.  No sloppiness.  Always improve.  The new lazy is an elevated approach to a modern work-life balance.